It truly astounds me sometimes that some "super intelligent" race hasn't marched in backwards and said they were leaving. I can see it now, we...
Protecting the Mosquitoes
Do you have the mosquito blood type? Studies from the ‘70s and even more recently have shown that mosquitoes bite some people more often because...
My Canary Ate My Cat…
In my previous life, I spent many years as a shop foreman, and believe me, no one can be more creative about calling in sick...
How to Find Mrs Right…Now
It's Valentines Day and I know there are a lot of guys out there looking for that perfect woman. She might even be looking for...
3 Awesome Practical Jokes Involving Thongs
So, for anyone who may not know me, I'm Amanda (cjsysreform on Squidoo) and I sell petite lingerie. Right now I'm facing crazy competition from...
Where, Oh Where Has My Humor Gone?
Some folks wouldn't know a sense of humor if they tripped over it. Others only have to utter something, anything, and people will roll in...
Caffeine Me, Baby!
In these tough economic times, we should all be careful about the jobs we choose to consider from possible employers. With half the nation now...
My Wife Was One Of A Kind. Thank Effin’ God!
When I was a kid, my mom and dad, well I'm sure it mostly mom's idea, had a plaque hanging up in the kitchen that...
Give It To Me The Way I Like It!
Focus. This a word I have heard often enough in my life, usually from men. I have no idea why they don’t understand that I...
God, Golf, and Uneasy Achievements
A Catholic Priest awoke early one late Spring Sunday only to find a glorious day of the likes he hadn't seen in years. A golfer's...
Holy Crap! I’m Full of It.
I was reminded yesterday, by T.R.O.U.B.L.E., that I missed a great opportunity to write a post about the anniversary of an important passing by a ...
Bare-Assed Embarrassed!
Don’t we all have a little chuckle at some comical misfortune of others? You know, the man with his squirrel nuggets hanging out one side...
Shorten Your Work Day, Stage A Prank
Back when I HAD a job, I was quite the office prankster. Well, not really the office since I have worked on shop floors most...
The Edgy Way to Clean House
The drudgery of cleaning house is my mortal enemy. I declare that it is not my own fault though. When I was growing up we...
I Are A College Graduate
If you have cruised the Internet for as long as I have, then you know all about writing habits that make you cringe. You know...
Correen’s Melee With The Large Cock
Yeah, Yeah, I know. If it has been said once, it has been said a billion times. Women. Go figure. Just ask this question in a...
“Smoke In My New Drawers”
Nearly all of us work in Customer Service in some form. We answer the call of our customers, providing them with a resolution to their...
Growing Old Makes Me Hurt From Laughter
Growing old kinda sneaks up on a person. Okay, we just pretend it sneaks up on us. We usually deny the aging process, hell we...
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